| WINTER
2009 |
As
previously reported on
this website, I have
created two private
head-to-head fantasy
baseball leagues
at Yahoo! Sports,
which are now open for registration. You may sign up for both - in
fact, this is encouraged.
The
final game of the
2008-09 NFL season -
Super Bowl XLIII,
between the
Arizona Cardinals
and Pittsburgh
Steelers - closed
the book on another
exciting football
campaign, and is
still fresh in our
minds. (Yes, I know
the NFL Pro
Bowl was played the
following week, but
did anyone actually
watch the
entire game from
start to finish?)
For
Southern Division
head coach Calvin
Brown, there
was no doubt that
his squad could
defeat Jay
Klinkhammer's
Northern Division
team. In fact, he
was so confident
about victory that
he spent Pro
Bowl
weekend in New
Orleans rallying
quarterback Drew
Brees (Pulverizers)
to
victory.
A-Peterson
Fan
Club owner Jay
Klinkhammer has won
his second consecutive
UFFL
championship, and his
third in the last five
seasons, after
defeating
Jim
Douglas'
CheeseWhiz
in UFFL Bowl
VII, by the score of
122.87-111.66. | AUTUMN
2008 |
In a
surprising move that
brings to
mind a prediction by Joe
Namath
before Super Bowl III,
A-Peterson
Fan Club owner Jay
Klinkhammer guaranteed
that his squad would win
their third
championship in the last
five seasons.
Dreams
of championship
glory dance in
owners' heads
Happy
Thanksgiving
to all! The Ultimate
Fantasy
Football League
has a
lot to be thankful
for this year,
including the
discovery of Fleaflicker
as a worthy host.
Additionally,
every franchise is
thankful for the
fact that they
will
all be competing
in the postseason,
which gets
underway next
week.
Seven of the eight
teams have already
been determined
for the
championship
bracket, but
several teams are
still vying for
better
seeds and more
favorable
first-round
matchups. To view
the current
playoff scenario,
click
here.
Over a
three-week
period in late
October, the
Ultimate
Fantasy
Football
League
assembled its
first-ever
slate of
non-divisional
regular season
games, where
Northern
Division and
Southern
Division
franchises
battled it out
for league
supremacy. For
some teams,
the
non-divisional
games were a
much-needed
shot in the
arm to their
playoff hopes,
while
other teams
are
undoubtedly
overjoyed to
get back to
playing their
division
rivals. Here's
a breakdown of
how the teams
fared:
Cincinnati
Bengals
quarterback
Carson Palmer,
the first
overall pick
in the UFFL
draft,
has been
released by
Deltaman,
after a
miserable
start to the
2008 season.
Palmer was
75-for-129
with
731 passing
yards, and had
thrown three
touchdowns and
four
interceptions.
He missed
three of the
team's first
seven games
due to injury,
and
could
end up being
placed on
injured
reserve by
Cincinnati.
For
A
Fake
Football Team
owner Roy
Bellamy,
the lengthy
nightmare is
over. After a
series of
hard-luck
losses, the
team that made
it to the
championship
game last
season finally
emerged
victorious for
the first time
this year in
Week Six, with
a 98.83-84.34
win over
CheeseWhiz.
Week
Five: A-Peterson
Fan Club owner
Jay
Klinkhammer
recently
announced that
he was in the
market for a
tight end, and
it wasn't long
before
bbashers
tight
end
Visanthe
Shiancoe
(Minnesota
Vikings) was
offered as
trade bait for
nothing
in return;
however, the
deal was
rejected ...
Football
Gal lost
their first
game of the
season in Week
Five, meaning
that there are
no remaining
undefeated
teams in the
league.
However, A
Fake Football
Team
is still
winless,
mainly due to
the fact that
they have had
more points
scored against
them than any
other team.
Outpick,
outplay,
outlast
Injuries
taking their
toll